Janice gave birth to her first born via Caesarian Session at St. Luke’s, painless and stich-less, thanks to a new medical technique doctors call “Phantom Surgery” which was developed back in 2030.
Two months after giving birth to her son, she and her husband went to a clinic to have her check a stomach pain. “Must be something I ate”, she thought.
“Congratulations Ma’m! You’re two month’s pregnant!”, the doctor greeted her.
“No way,” said Janice. “I just gave birth to my son!”
She looked at his husband and caught a menacing grin as he mumbles “Ave Satanae dominator domine.”